We simply had too many responses to this competition to put all the entries on the Web site, but thanks very much for your efforts -- we certainly had a good laugh judging them!
If the King was alive today - not that he's necessarily dead - what would he say about Microsoft's latest operating system ?
The winners . . .
"Live fast, gain weight and die young."
Tan Nguyen
"A whole chunka love."
Peter Doyle
"Return to Sender"
Adelbert Knottenbeld
"Wise men say, only fools rush in . . . but I can't help falling in lovewith you!"
Reg Claybrook